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	Kane & Lynch: Dead Men Developed by: IO Interactive Published by: Eidos Interactive Genre: First Person Shooter Available on: 360, PS3 ESRB: M






Chops Suey
The Good: The game's story is by far it's high point. It reminded me of 90s
action movies like Heat or... well most movies with Al Pacino or Robert De
Niro. Although it does get weak at times, the characters are memorable and
some situations had me laughing out loud.
The Bad: Where to start? The controles are shitty... with your character
often sticking on cover when you don't want him to, and when you do want
him to cover or hide, he can't seem to see the wall right in front of him. The
"coop help" you get from Lynch is laughable and he usually just gets in the
way more then anything. The weapons are the usual generic guns you'll see
in any shooter.
Overall: Save your money and read the game's story on wikipedia. The
rest of the game is not worth your time. There's far too many mistakes for
this game to even be worth a rent... hopefully the announced sequel gets
more time to be polished.











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